If you’re tuned into a certain side of Twitter or TikTok, you’ve seen a recurring joke about boys’ beds. The punchline goes like this: They all have navy blue sheets. Users, often those who date men, have taken to social media to bemoan a peculiar pattern in the bed linens of their potential mates. If you go to a guy’s house, the lore goes, and you see a mattress wrapped in navy and topped with a single, misshapen pillow, you’d better get out of there.
