60th birthday survival kit funny

Hello. A friend of mine is turning 60 next month so I have made her a small survival kit to help her with getting older..Loz Survival kit supplies.. Shot glass-it's your birthday, call the shots.. Candle-Blow it out to make a wish.. Champagne and glass-To start the party.. Fake Money- I could not afford the real thing.. Soap-To wash away the years.. Smiley Face-To keep you smiling.. Marbles-to replace the ones you have lost.. Paper Clip-To hold things together.. Pen-To write down things…

An Australian woman has revealed how she made her friend a very unique 50th birthday gift. Her 'survival kit', packed with a range of 'essential' items was made to give her friend 'a bit of a laugh'.

Saw it, Pinned it, Made it.: Senior Citizens Survival Kit

My mom turned "65" last week and I wanted to make a memorable gift for her. Since I love making survival kits, I wasn't going to waste this opportunity. I wasn't too nasty to her. I wanted everything in the survival kit to be practical, but I also wanted some humor. This is what I put in it.... Oil of Old Age - Olive Oil. I added on some beauty secrets that one can use with olive oil. I have tried it on my skin and it actually feels amazing. Here are the beauty secrets I found.... Olive Oil…

A VERY MEMORABLE GIFT THIS WILL BE AT ANY PARTY. BE PREPARED FOR A LARGE ROAR OF LAUGHTER TO OCCUR FROM THE RECIPIENT AND THOSE WITNESSING THE UNVEILING. THIS IS A GREAT GAG GIFT FOR THOSE CELEBRATING ANOTHER YEAR IN HISTORY. GIVE THIS SENIOR CITIZEN SURVIVAL KIT TO ALL THOSE YOU LOVE WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR! WE HAVE RECEIVED AMAZING FEEDBACK OF HOW THIS GAG GIFT HAS BROUGHT AMAZING JOY TO THOSE WHOM RECEIVE THEM. BE ONE OF OUR GREAT STORIES. *VERY RARELY DUE TO UNAVAILABILITY OF A…

Birthday Survival Kit by CindisCandyCreations on Etsy

My dad is turning 70 this year and I wanted to do something fun! I got my inspiration from Creative "Try" Als and added some of my own funny gifts. Being that my dad has the best sense of humor t...

“After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly in his head.” Sorry, Washington Irving, we must disagree with you. If the behavior of some of our favorite 60-year-olds is any indication, the mischief is just beginning. And we’re all about it. In that spirit, the best 60th birthday gifts should have a perfect balance […]

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Brand SMILE GIFTS UK Item dimensions L x W x H 21 x 15 x 2.3 centimetres Item weight 30 Grams Number of pieces 1