Church jokes

Joke about Turkeys not being allowed in the church.

He asked the preacher if he could participate in the door-to-door selling of bibles. The preacher agreed, but knowing the young man had a bad stutter, only gave him 3 bibles to sell. The following day the young man returned asking for more. The preacher gave him another 5 bibles. The...

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A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church. When the little girl returns, her mother as.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A Husband's Phone Rang In Church By Accident. -

He asks him what happened.His friends says, “Well I was in church and…”The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” #funny, #joke, #humor

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

Upon arriving he noticed two signs. One said, "Men who are bossed by their wives", the other one said, "Men not bossed by their Wives"... -funny joke

The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, “I left three envelopes in your desk. If you have any trouble, open them.” Well, of course the new preacher thinks he will never have to use them, but in his...

The friendly usher at the country church greeted the elderly woman visitor at the door and helped her up the steps.“Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely.“The front row, ple.. #funny, #joke, #humor