Funniest short jokes

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A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk. They connect. they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the...

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated.All the waitresses are gorgeous.A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

If you're ready for some good laughs, but don't have a ton of time, these short jokes will do the trick, from quick jokes for adults to funny ones for kids.

A customer in a restuarant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over

So I was sitting on the bus just reading a book when somebody tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. She gave me a handful of nuts and went...

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 storeas they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”The seco.. #funny, #joke, #humor