Getting a pothos plant is almost like getting a puppy. At first, you check out YouTube videos and blog posts to learn how to take care of it. Then you start telling everyone you meet about your growing baby. It becomes a proud fixture in your online personality and your Zoom background. But as it keeps growing, you wonder how much longer it will fit in your home. You didn’t know it would take up so much space, but now you’re (happily) stuck with it forever.