Weekend morning routine

Some folks think that just because they’re dining out, they ‘deserve’ to be treated like royalty. What they don't expect is that some servers might try to put them in their place.

Bland. Soulless. Generic. Robotic. Totally and undeniably fake. The last thing you want is to have someone waste your time with impersonal mass-marketing emails or messages. It’s bad enough having them fill up your inbox. It’s even worse when they’re not even proofread! If you don’t care enough to at least glance over your message before hitting [SEND], why should we care about what you’re offering?

Apparently, no good deed goes unpunished. Even giving out movie vouchers for Halloween!

Daily summer routine 😎

#MORNING #ROUTINE

The wicked stepmother did everything in her power to make the stepdaughter's life difficult, but she got well-deserved karma after her death.

If you’re anything like us, you might randomly start daydreaming about just how awesome things would be if life were more like our favorite video games. The plotlines would be better, we’d feel empowered, and it’d be extremely convenient to see our stats and abilities whenever we want. And if things get too tough—our rent increases a bunch or we find ourselves frequently ill—we could simply type in a ‘cheat code’ and find our problems disappear, effortlessly.