Honeymoon jokes

Add some humor to your honeymoon with these hilarious jokes. Laugh your way through your romantic getaway and create memories that will last a lifetime.
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new Husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding... -funny joke Humour, Many Happy Returns Of The Day, Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day, I’m Tired, Guy Humor, Old Man Funny, Old Man Jokes, Women Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

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Carmen Mintoff
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.  Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance' is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll have to put your p*n*s in a splint to keep it straight and let it heal.  It should be okay next week." So the doc takes four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all ... Humour, Couples Jokes, Honeymoon Night, Speed Ball, Relationship Jokes, Golf Quotes, Super Funny Quotes, Joke Of The Day, Funny Jokes For Adults

When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance’ is still a virgin in every way.” The doc said, “I’ll have to put your p*n*s in a splint to keep it straight and let it heal. It should be okay next week.” So the doc...

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Debbie Schultz