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Saw it, Pinned it, Made it.: Senior Citizens Survival Kit

My mom turned "65" last week and I wanted to make a memorable gift for her. Since I love making survival kits, I wasn't going to waste this opportunity. I wasn't too nasty to her. I wanted everything in the survival kit to be practical, but I also wanted some humor. This is what I put in it.... Oil of Old Age - Olive Oil. I added on some beauty secrets that one can use with olive oil. I have tried it on my skin and it actually feels amazing. Here are the beauty secrets I found.... Olive Oil…

A VERY MEMORABLE GIFT THIS WILL BE AT ANY PARTY. BE PREPARED FOR A LARGE ROAR OF LAUGHTER TO OCCUR FROM THE RECIPIENT AND THOSE WITNESSING THE UNVEILING. THIS IS A GREAT GAG GIFT FOR THOSE CELEBRATING ANOTHER YEAR IN HISTORY. GIVE THIS SENIOR CITIZEN SURVIVAL KIT TO ALL THOSE YOU LOVE WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR! WE HAVE RECEIVED AMAZING FEEDBACK OF HOW THIS GAG GIFT HAS BROUGHT AMAZING JOY TO THOSE WHOM RECEIVE THEM. BE ONE OF OUR GREAT STORIES. *VERY RARELY DUE TO UNAVAILABILITY OF A…

My dad is turning 70 this year and I wanted to do something fun! I got my inspiration from Creative "Try" Als and added some of my own funny gifts. Being that my dad has the best sense of humor t...

You can whip this gift up for under an hour and buy most items at the dollar store. My dad is turning 60 and I wanted some sort of gag gift to give him. There aren't many homemade gifts out there for guys that I think my dad would use or any man for that matter. I know he won't use most of the items in this bag, but I only spent $18 including the bag and tissue paper. So here's your shopping list now head on out to the dollar store. 1. Marbles - for when you lose yours. 2. Spray starch…

Old Man Survival Kit WD40, Tweezers, drool bib, marbles, aspirin, batteries

It is finally complete....I ended up with so much stuff I had to eliminate a bunch of things and have a bag of stuff left over for the next victim! It took me a good 20 minutes to figure out how to get everything in.....Crazy! Old Man's Survival Kit Project Supplies: Paint Can, Retired Stampin Up Designer Paper, SU Brads, Dimensionals, Ribbon, Gel Pen and Wire (Retired). Basic Black & Pumpkin Pie Cardstock and Cricut. What went into the "Old Man's Survival Kit" Antacid Tablets Anti Wrinkle…

Never forget: the senior in your life was once younger too. You may not have ever seen their off color side. But elderly gag gifts like these might just bring it out! #senior #gifts

Hello! Welcome to my blog! It is has been an exciting year at my house. I started a new career (hence the fewer posts I have been able to do) while my husband retired from his career. Due to my love of making survival kits - a retirement one was inevitable. Here is what I put in it: 1. Don't Waste All Your Days - Item that went with tag: Waste Basket 2. Old Wild and Free as a Bird - Item that went with tag: Bird Feeder 3. No More Rough Work Days - Item that went with tag: Sanding Blocks 4…